Yes, m’lady and I need more time in the sun. We work too hard not to take time off. Next comic is queued, will be back to ye olde Tumblr in a week <3
“Regular” marriage and “Gay” marriage are like bikini tops and bras. The exact same thing, but only one is allowed in public.
Movember is upon us, Bless The Lords, and guys everywhere are taking advantage of a charity moment to do something they secretly really want to do a lot of the time: sport moustaches. And so they should! Moustaches look great!
But it SEEMS like lots of the young dudes who’re thrilled that they get to sport moustaches are the same young dudes who shit all over the hipsters who helped bring back the young-dude-moustache in the first place. And when they shit on those hipsters, they aren’t shitting compliments, guys. They’re shitting SHIT.
Other treasures that hipsters have successfully returned to the mainstream: cardigans, suspenders, bowler hats, loud spectacles of all varieties, bow ties. We thank you.
My girlfriend loves me and thinks I am gorgeous. My family love and support me. My friends all have time for me. My job is going well for me. My cats are always there to cuddle me. It should all be more than enough, so I don’t know why I still feel this way.